| Pos | Team | Wins | Points | Gap |
|---|
| 1 | Team Dandy Dandelion | 3 | 3450.08 | - |
| 2 | Delmer's Practical Cotton Sausages Team | | 3224.08 | 226 |
| 3 | Lucio's Generic Granite Bike Team | | 2563.08 | 887 |
| 4 | King's Fantastic Concrete Sausages Team | 4 | 0 | 3450.08 |
| 5 | Ellsworth's Incredible Rubber Soap Team | 4 | 0 | 3450.08 |
| 6 | Octavia's Ergonomic Steel Pizza Team | | 0 | 3450.08 |
| 7 | Geovanni's Licensed Frozen Accordions Team | | 0 | 3450.08 |