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The Internet King?

The Internet King?

6/6/2015
Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. I don't like...more

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